Writing A Story

my friend once told me it is very easy to write a story. he then proceeded to tell me how he would write it. it goes something like:

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'once upon a time, there was a man. he was standing beside a wall. a strong wind blew, and the wall fell. the man was crushed, and he died.'

that was how he would write it. it seemed funny, and i still think it is funny now. so, maybe you can write your story like that.